Why is this happening?

The mister, from that one time tolded me that bad people did it. the bad people are ugly, and mean. they tooked my candy, and i kryed for fiften days! my bigger bruther told my that the illuminati controls the government, and they want to kill everyone, and take their money, and crack. i think he means pop rock candy, when he sais crack. they caused the bp spill, and they want the poor afrikans to die :(