Thursday, August 11, 2011

HE'S CHEATING....help?

Rub a little shoe polish on his cell phone so he gets spots on his face when he uses it. Don't laugh and pretend like nothing is on his face. Put card board boxes floor to ceiling in front of the bathroom door when he is in the bathroom. This way it looks like a wall when he tries to come out. Come up with a really silly nick name that hits a nerve like Chunky Bean. Ask him if he is hungry. If he says yes, say, "great why don't you get us both a sandwich?" Get his mom on your team. Cook up a joint scheme and go through with it without laughing. Then when he catches on, fist bump with his mom and say, "Wonder twins power activate! Form of a ___________you choose." If you don't know who the Wonder Twins are, look it up.

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